I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
I don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone ‘cause I was raised in the jungle, and I’m still vaguely mystified by your tiny boxes.
Life is full of difficult decisions.
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
And now my dad hides the salt from me…
A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”
you lost your salt privileges
me back when I had my priorities sorted out
can we just appreciate the fact that the lion at the zoo today was sleepy and his little tongue was poking out it was so adorable i cannot
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
Thank you. You can teach people not to do something til the cows come home but there’s still going to be those people who still do it.
I’m tired of people say “UGH JUST TEACH MEN NOT TO RAPE!” First off, it’s not just men who rape so you already sound stupid. Secondly, we fucking teach everyone not to but it’s obvious rapists don’t give a fuck about sexual harassment classes, that’s why people are teaching people how to defend themselves.
Is that too hard for people to comprehend?
make this the new meme
so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine