Werewoof Von Mindfang!

gentlemanbones:

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

I don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone ‘cause I was raised in the jungle, and I’m still vaguely mystified by your tiny boxes.

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

fuckitimdonewiththis:

mexicuana:

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

you lost your salt privileges

#howtopunishahunter

fuckitimdonewiththis:

mexicuana:

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

you lost your salt privileges

#howtopunishahunter

srsfunny:

A Great Idea For A Yellow Electric Kettlehttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

A Great Idea For A Yellow Electric Kettle
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

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he sent me the meme

schnibbledibble:

me back when I had my priorities sorted out

schnibbledibble:

me back when I had my priorities sorted out

14inches:

can we just appreciate the fact that the lion at the zoo today was sleepy and his little tongue was poking out it was so adorable i cannot

14inches:

can we just appreciate the fact that the lion at the zoo today was sleepy and his little tongue was poking out it was so adorable i cannot

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

Teach people not to murder and not to steal. OH WAIT! We do, just like we teach rapists they shouldn't rape, like that's going to stop them
Anonymous

specialsnowflakesanonymous:

Thank you. You can teach people not to do something til the cows come home but there’s still going to be those people who still do it.

I’m tired of people say “UGH JUST TEACH MEN NOT TO RAPE!” First off, it’s not just men who rape so you already sound stupid. Secondly, we fucking teach everyone not to but it’s obvious rapists don’t give a fuck about sexual harassment classes, that’s why people are teaching people how to defend themselves.

Is that too hard for people to comprehend?

buttdeath:

make this the new meme

buttdeath:

make this the new meme

mammamoon:

so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine

srsfunny:

Loving This Weatherhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/